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Ivy Covered Halls : A Grumpy Goat *tail*

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1448 words Presently written The story is incomplete

THIS A WORK IN PROGRESS

Because this is a Work In Progress, new writing or changes to older text will be indicated by BOLDFACE TYPE.

© 2014 by Glen Ten-Eyck

Writing begun 00/00/14

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I thought that I was being really polite. I mean, I had a glamor spell on my body to make it look like before my “little accident.” I was speaking civilly, in spite of the garbage stream spewing from the mouth of the “street corner salvationist” with his tracts of “instant salvation. If you happen to accept Unicorn Supremacy, that is.

“Please give me one each of your pamphlets.”

“Not giving you nothing to eat for a free lunch, GOAT!”

“Dear Luna! I would never dream of eating Celestian Church tracts! I mean, they would make me sick to my tummy for days afterwards! Not even Celestia likes your stuff! Now, if it was a Ponyville Prancer, I might consider it. They are just newsprint.”

“You are insulting the HOLY TRUTH!”

“Nonsense! How could I possibly insult that book worse than it does by simply existing!”

“Vile book burner!”

“Nonsense again! It would make toxic smoke!”

“Blasphemy!” He reared up impressively as he gathered reddish magic about his horn to blast me.

Not waiting to see what sort nastiness he had in mind, I hit first. A very fast little delight (for onlookers, anyway!) called Friday the 13th.

Being as previously mentioned, a goat, not an equine, I had a bunch of non-equine magic spells ready to go on one word triggers.

As he reared, I snapped, “Blooper!” That was all that it took to trigger it. Way faster than most unicorns can gather their magic.

When he went up, a hoof slipped on a somewhat slick cobblestone, and he went down! Hind legs splayed out, he hit on his ass! (apologies to any donkeys among my readers) Jolted, his magic shot nearly straight up, harmlessly. Almost.

There was a loud squawk from overhead. A few vulture feathers floated down after the startled, but not harmed, buzzard emptied his bowels in surprise! No points for guessing where the buzzard poop hit. The unicorn was looking UP to see what caused the squawk!

It was a perfect bird bombing! Nose, open mouth and eyes, all at once!

I gathered up a couple of copies each of his scattered tracts and started to saunter off.

He started to give chase! I heard clicking. You may have gathered by now, that doing something like trying to run under a Friday the 13th is a really bad idea. It was his front hooves this time. He face planted on the cobblestones hard enough to knock himself out.

The clicking? The camera of a Ponyville Prancer roving reporter who happened to get his whole attempted assault on film. She handed me her card and a consent form. She was named Romaine. I signed the consent with serene joy.

She grinned. “We don’t actually need consents on newsworthy things. Thanks, though.” She read my card carefully. “Non-equine magic? Isn’t that dangerous stuff with pentacles and all?”

I nodded agreeably. “Some of it is. Some is very simple. Most of my magic does not require complex things to do, as you just saw. I am a licensed practitionerof Non-Equine Magic. All of my client contracts are publicly registered and strictly legal.”

Just about then, the unicorn recovered enough to see that I was talking to somepony. He tried a potshot with his magic. Still dazed, he missed us. But not the constable arriving to investigate the disturbance. Oops.

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                 IVY COVERED HALLS : A Grumpy Goat *tail*

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It is now past the darkening hour.

The sun slunk down with a red-eyed glower

And left the field to the creatures of Night

That make us all cower in fright!

Behind locked door and window sealed

We shiver and cringe until the sun gives us shield!

But the Waning Moon holds place in the sky

Doing battle for her Children that will not die!

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